Saturday, March 7, 2009

A Bedtime Conversation

A conversation between a pregnant woman and her husband:

"Hun? Are you awake? Marc? Something weird just happened."

"What's wrong?"

"My body is doing weird things again..."

"What happened?"

"Well, my nipple was itchy..."

"Yeah, and?"

"I scratched it....and it kinda juiced..."

"You have milk?"

"Yeah, I think so."

"...so I guess those aren't mine anymore...(giggle)...Can I squeeze them to see how far it squirts? I heard they shoot pretty far...(giggle)..."

"...Good night, Marc!"

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